im excited for amazon to start sending packages out by drone because now i can start carrying a sling shot around with me and knock them out of the air and get a present and it will be just like animal crossing
That’d be illegal.
there is no laws in animal crossing
i can’t wait until i’m 18 and i’m able to hold hands with people legally
be sure to use protection
have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?
last year this kid had some water damage on this math textbook and when he turned it in at the end of the year the teacher asked him how it had gotten it wet and he looked her straight in the eye and said “from my tears”
a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”
if a puppy falls asleep on you youre not allowed to move its illegal
wanna go on a date with me? no? *holds up gun* how about now? still no.. fuck alright